It’s my sad duty to report that, not very long ago, notorious para-psychological assassin Henk Middelraad, in a confrontation with Randi, launched deadly para-psychological missiles at Randi’s whereabouts.

Transcript:

Randi: Grow up.

Middelraad: [NO U]

Randi: No, I’ve already grown up. I asked YOU to grow up. I’ve no interest in children’s games.

Middelraad: Okay, evidently you like to play games. You are on!!! You will be the target! No agreement needed for this one. You asked for it!  Best wishes and regards, Henk.

(Para-psychological missiles launched)

Randi was 79.  He will be remembered fondly for his-…

Wait, he survived?! Sweet Mary on a Christmas basket!

If you need any more proof of how tough Randi really is, check out the whole nonsense here.