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Aliens Have Made Contact

Astronomy Conspiracy Theories UFOs and AbductionsKyle
Kyle @ July 26th, 2008

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1037471/Apollo-14-astronaut-claims-aliens-HAVE-contact–covered-60-years.html

And not only have they made contact, this has been going on for at least the past 60 years! They have been consorting with various governments who have conspired to keep it a secret for this long. But now, the word is out. Unbelievable, you say? Well, I have proof. Hard evidence. I have… wait, no, I just heard this third-hand from some old guy. But hey, it must be true, because he was an astronaut on Apollo 14! He walked on the Moon! Which of course automatically makes him a reliable source; after all, there has never been any cases of astronauts being at least slightly crazy. Okay, so maybe that’s a low blow. But is there any evidence anywhere to suggest that aliens have been here?

No. Besides some blurry faked photos and CGI videos, there is not a scrap of proof of alien visitation. Crop circles are hoaxes. Abductions are psychological tricks. Supposed “wreckage” from crashed UFOs has remarkably similar properties to man-made amorphous metal. Not to mention that to cover up something as monumental as contact with an extraterrestrial intelligence for 6 decades would require a degree of competence in “the government” that frankly strains credulity. Although on the flip side, they don’t seem to have done that great a job, since a frighteningly large number of people believe aliens have visited Earth, and apparently our artistic depictions of aliens as small humanoids with big heads is completely accurate. I won’t even get in to the discussion of how incredibly unlikely it is for a species to evolve on a different planet and end up looking pretty much the same as us.

But, of course, I can’t prove a negative. So I can’t state with certainty that we are not being visited by beings from another world. But I *can* say that for me to believe in something as extraordinary as this, it is going to take more than some grainy photos of flying hubcaps and the word of a former NASA astronaut to convince me. In honesty, I would love to see evidence of the existence of alien life. It would be just about the most exciting scientific discovery of all time. But for now, I’m just not seeing the proof.

Side note: I still run SETI@Home on my computer though…

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4 responses so far ↓

  • 1
    Teshi // Jul 26, 2008 at 8:47 am

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/south_east/7525390.stm

    The aliens are coming!

  • 2 Paul
    Paul // Jul 26, 2008 at 1:08 pm

    It might seem like an Ad Hominem, but the Apollo 14 astronaut Edgar Mitchell has a history of strained credibility, claiming a remote healer healed him of an unconfirmed/undiagnosed case of cancer, is an avid proponent of psychic claims and has been, in fact, spouting this UFO nonsense for decades.

    I’m not bold enough to claim that life doesn’t exist outside our solar system, because the odds overwhelmingly suggest that it does. Nevertheless, the likelihood of advanced lifeforms capable of traveling hundreds, if not, thousands of light years to be so inept at NOT being caught by amateur photographers or failing to sufficiently wipe out the memory of those they supposedly abduct is comically slim. And the likelihood, as Kyle had mentioned, of the government to be able to manage and cover-up something so astronomical is even less so.

  • 3 Mitchell Gerskup
    Mitchell Gerskup // Jul 27, 2008 at 12:10 pm

    Of course, there’s always the off-chance that the aliens are just fucking with us.

  • 4
    dalponis // Jul 27, 2008 at 11:00 pm

    Of course, there’s always the chance it’s just a government conspiracy! [http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2001/11/30/]

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