You might think that Cryptozoologists are unoriginal. After all, among the imaginary creatures they waste dedicate their lives to include an ape-like being, only it isn’t really an ape because it’s slightly bigger than apes are, and a Scottish Plesiosaur.

Well, you’ve obviously never heard of the Pobobawa.

Popobawa is variously described as either a ghost or ogre with gigantic bat wings and a giant penis. At times he is simply known as “Imran”. He is sometimes thought to be a shapeshifter who looks like an ordinary human during the day. His presence is usually announced by the sound of scraping claws on their roof and a sharp, pungent smell. Different from other incubus legends, Popobawa primarily attacks men and only in their own beds, resulting in many men sleeping outside in streets or on porches after recent reported attacks. He attacks men as they sleep, overpowering them, holding their face to the floor and sodomizing them for up to an hour.

I don’t know what else needs to be said. Really, I’m speechless.

Oh, and Cryptozoologists would like you to know that “there is no questioning that this creature is a spiritual being, a demon for sure.” Be sure to keep that in mind, because I’ve no doubt that it’s important.

Pleasant dreams, folks!